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Total Medals Earned: 178 (From 58 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 2,395 Points

Crush The Castle 2

Medals Earned: 14/22 (100/140 points)

Acidic 5 Points

Melt 100 castle pieces.

Bombastic 5 Points

Explode 100 castles pieces.

Death From Above 5 Points

Hit and enemy directly with a parachute bomb.

I'm Melting 5 Points

Cover an enemy in acid.

Jack Frost 5 Points

Freeze 100 castle pieces.

Ladies First 5 Points

Kill a Princess or a Queen first on any level.

Last Laugh 5 Points

Kill the Jester last on any level.

Oh The Humanity! 5 Points

Burn 5 enemies in one shot.

Priority Target 5 Points

Kill the king first on any level.

Pyromaniac 5 Points

Burn 100 castle pieces.

Prohibition 10 Points

Destroy 100 barrels.

Veteran Crusher 10 Points

Crush all castles

Golden God 25 Points

Get gold medals on all castles.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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A Freeze is Coming 5 Points

Freeze 3 enemies in one shot.

Air Burst 5 Points

Detonate a remote bomb in flight.

Electric Boogaloo 5 Points

Electrocute 5 enemies in one shot.

I'm a Lumberjack 5 Points

Destroy 10 castles with only log ammo.

Logged to Death 5 Points

Hit and kill an enemy directly with a log.

Throw Like a Girl 5 Points

Throw after the trebuchet has reached it's return point.

You're Doing It Wrong 5 Points

Kill and enemy with a remove bomb without detonating it.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Darnell: Wrath of God

Medals Earned: 2/3 (30/80 points)

Savior 25 Points

Beat the game

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I am God 50 Points

Beat the game without taking damage

Don't Catch the Herp!

Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/115 points)

Give Me a Wet One 5 Points

Kiss The Girl.

Bar Hoppin' 10 Points

Escape the bar in under 20 seconds.

No Red Sores 10 Points

Survive The Girl's clutches.

Retro Pro 25 Points

Escape in your car in under 20 seconds.

Pattern Recognition 50 Points

Get away without retrying.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Elf Story

Medals Earned: 8/44 (85/500 points)

Baseball Bat 5 Points

You found the baseball bat!

Fanboy 5 Points

You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!

Got Wooden Sword 5 Points

The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!

Halfsies 5 Points

You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!

Start 5 Points

Start the game... press the play button.

Gobblo Wood Kill 10 Points

You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!

Controller 25 Points

You found the video game controller!

Shrunken Head 25 Points

You found the magical shrunken head!

Arrow Death 5 Points

You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!

Arrow To The Neck 5 Points

Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.

Arrow To The Stomach 5 Points

Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.

Extra Kupo 5 Points

You've earned extra kupo!

Giant Fist 5 Points

You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.

Got Battle Dagger 5 Points

The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!

Got Bombs 5 Points

You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!

Got Soul Bangle 5 Points

You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!

Got Steel Sword 5 Points

You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!

Impalation 5 Points

You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!

Skull 5 Points

You found the hidden skull!

Beatdown 10 Points

You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...

Blue Flames 10 Points

You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.

Bombed 10 Points

You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!

Dagger To La Face 10 Points

You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!

Dead Bird 10 Points

You found the dead blue bird!

Electrocuted 10 Points

You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!

Face Knifed 10 Points

You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.

Fatal Error 10 Points

You found the only way to die in scene 1!

Gobblo Arrow Kill 10 Points

You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!

Gobblo Dagger Kill 10 Points

Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!

Goober 10 Points

You found the Goober action figurine!

No Defense 10 Points

You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...

Pissed Off Shopkeeper 10 Points

Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.

Rock Death 10 Points

You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!

Spin Attack 10 Points

You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.

Spinning Destruction 10 Points

You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!

Squished 10 Points

The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"

Stabbered 10 Points

The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!

Weak Defense 10 Points

Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....

Wheel Of Decimation 10 Points

Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.

You Should Block 10 Points

Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....

Knife 25 Points

You found the knife!

Poop 25 Points

You found bird poop! Yay!

Game Won 50 Points

You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!

Ogre Destroyed 50 Points

You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!

Escaping the Prison

Medals Earned: 7/7 (340/340 points)

lol brawl reference 5 Points

ROFL ROFL ROFL

Legal Ending 25 Points

Break out the legal way.

Badass Ending 50 Points

Break out the badass way.

Sneaky Ending 50 Points

Break out the Sneaky Way

DONUT WANT! 100 Points

...or do you?

Lots of Effort 100 Points

Find all 18 FAILs.

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Evolvo

Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/175 points)

Evolver 5 Points

Evolve Once

Cheater 5 Points

Use a cheat

Easy Going 5 Points

Beat the game on easy

Medium Rare 10 Points

Beat on medium

Sushi 10 Points

Eat 200 fish in one game

Gourmet 25 Points

Eat all 76 kinds of fish in one game

High Strung 25 Points

Beat on high

Monstar 25 Points

Achieve the rank of Sea Monster (over 5 000 000 points )

Xpert 50 Points

Beat on Expert

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Evolvo Plus

Medals Earned: 2/21 (15/450 points)

Evolver 5 Points

Evolve Once

Fugu Breath 10 Points

Eat 10 poisonous fish in one game

Bagged 5 Points

Get caught in a net

Cheater 5 Points

Use a cheat

Easy Going 5 Points

Beat the game on easy

Got Crabs 5 Points

Get caught by a crab trap

Hehehe 5 Points

Get eaten by a mermaid

Wasted 5 Points

Get hit by toxic waste

Ahab 10 Points

Eat a whale

Medium Rare 10 Points

Beat on medium

Sushi 10 Points

Eat 200 fish in one game

Fat Fish 25 Points

Reach level 25

Gourmet 25 Points

Eat 50 kinds of fish in one game before the boss fight

High Strung 25 Points

Beat on high

Monstar 25 Points

Achieve the rank of Sea Monster (over 5 000 000 points )

Replay 25 Points

Complete the game as a Shrimp using the FISHOLVO cheat

Cousteau 50 Points

Eat all 100 kinds of fish

Xpert 50 Points

Beat on Insane

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Explode

Medals Earned: 4/6 (25/60 points)

First Bomb 5 Points

Explode your first bomb

First Bounce 5 Points

Bounce for the first time

Half Game 5 Points

Finish 5 levels from game

Game Complete 10 Points

Finish the game

One Bomb Game 10 Points

Finish all levels using one bomb

Min Bounce 25 Points

Finish the game with minimum bouncing

Freeway Fury 2

Medals Earned: 10/30 (75/360 points)

Jump 5 Points

Jump onto a moving vehicle!

Motorcycle 5 Points

Steal a motorcycle.

Oncoming 500 5 Points

Drive on oncoming lane for 500 points.

Jump x3 10 Points

Jump onto 3 vehicles in a row.

Long Distance 10 Points

Barely make the jump to another vehicle.

Oncoming 1500 10 Points

Drive on oncoming lane for 1500 points.

Speed Reversal 10 Points

Drive fast then jump on an oncoming vehicle.

Takedown 10 Points

Destroy a vehicle.

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Freeway Exit 5 Points

Take the freeway exit.

Police Car 5 Points

Steal a police car.

Close Escape 10 Points

Jump off a vehicle shortly before it explodes.

Finish Line 1 10 Points

Reach the left-most finish line.

Finish Line 2 10 Points

Reach the second finish line.

Finish Line 3 10 Points

Reach the third finish line.

Finish Line 4 10 Points

Reach the fourth finish line.

Finish Line 5 10 Points

Reach the fifth finish line.

Finish Line 6 10 Points

Reach the sixth finish line.

Finish Line 7 10 Points

Reach the right-most finish line.

Oncoming Exit 10 Points

Take the exit from the oncoming lane!

Jump x6 25 Points

Jump onto 6 vehicles in a row.

Oncoming 3000 25 Points

Drive on oncoming lane for 3000 points.

Jump x8 50 Points

Jump onto 8 vehicles in a row.

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Friday: The Game

Medals Earned: 5/18 (25/385 points)

Burn Baby Burn! 5 Points

Disco inferno

DERP! 5 Points

Fail at typing

Oh Poop 5 Points

Wrong game, jackass!

Oh Poop II 5 Points

You found some poo!

ZAP! 5 Points

What a SHOCKING experience!

Cereal Killer 5 Points

What a nutty way to die!

Have a Nice Trip! 5 Points

See you next FALL!

Oh Poop III 5 Points

Well, at least now you fit into

Road Kill 5 Points

Fall out of the car.

Suicide 5 Points

Just like in every other text based game EVER!

Going Viral 10 Points

Based on a true story.

Partyin, Partyin, NO! 25 Points

Just say NO !

Poop Princess 25 Points

Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!

Winaholic 25 Points

Find all 3 good endings.

Everybody's Rushin 50 Points

Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)

Loseaholic 50 Points

Lose in every way possible.

Partyin, Partyin, YEAH! 50 Points

Get to the party!

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